7.03.2008
7.02.2008
LoLLiPoP
Lollipop lollipop
Oh lolli lolli lolli
Lollipop lollipop.....
Call my baby lollipop
Tell you why
His kiss is sweeter than an apple pie
And when he does his shaky rockin' dance
Man, I haven't got a chance
I call him
Lollipop lollipop
Oh lolli lolli lolli
Lollipop lollipop.....
Sweeter than candy on a stick
Huckleberry, chimry or lime
If you had a choice
He'd be your pick
But lollipop is mine
Lollipop lollipop
Oh lolli lolli lolli
Lollipop lollipop.....
Crazy way he thrills me
Tell you why
Just like a lightning from the sky
He loves to kiss me till I can't see straight
GEE, MY LOLLIPOP IS GREAT
I call him
Lollipop lollipop
Oh lolli lolli lolli
Lollipop lollipop.....
Oh lolli lolli lolli
Lollipop lollipop.....
Call my baby lollipop
Tell you why
His kiss is sweeter than an apple pie
And when he does his shaky rockin' dance
Man, I haven't got a chance
I call him
Lollipop lollipop
Oh lolli lolli lolli
Lollipop lollipop.....
Sweeter than candy on a stick
Huckleberry, chimry or lime
If you had a choice
He'd be your pick
But lollipop is mine
Lollipop lollipop
Oh lolli lolli lolli
Lollipop lollipop.....
Crazy way he thrills me
Tell you why
Just like a lightning from the sky
He loves to kiss me till I can't see straight
GEE, MY LOLLIPOP IS GREAT
I call him
Lollipop lollipop
Oh lolli lolli lolli
Lollipop lollipop.....
7.01.2008
hOw To TiCk PeOpLe OfF
1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
6.29.2008
ChAnGeS
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
Time may change me
But I cant trace time
I said that time may change me
But I cant trace time
Time may change me
But I cant trace time
I said that time may change me
But I cant trace time
6.20.2008
AbErDeEn HiGh ScHoOl
Did you date someone from your school?
Yeah... :)
Did you win any Senior Superlatives?
I don't think so... maybe?
What kind of car did you have?
1994 Plymouth Acclaim then 1995 Nissan Altima
It's Friday night...where are you?
Cheerleading at a Football game, Basket ball game, wrestling meet or managing track
Were you a party animal?
Yep - either at a party or club
Were you considered a flirt?
Very much so!!!!
Were you in band, orchestra, or choir?
Didn't have time for that...
Were you a nerd?
Nope :)
Did you get suspended/expelled?
One of my good friends dad was the assistant principal... I didn't get in trouble even when I made trouble...
Can you sing the fight song?
Yep!
Who was/were your favorite teacher?
Mrs. Dell - she made me actually like biology and Mrs. Stormer.. can't speak of lick of Spanish now... but I was in AP Spanish and got an A!!
Where did you sit during lunch?
With all the cool people
What was your school's full name?
Aberdeen High School
When did you graduate?
1999
What was your school mascot?
EAGLE
If you could go back and do it again, would you?
Hell yeah. I had a better time in high school than college...
What do you remember most about graduation?
Looking out at my dad and remembering he saved a empty seat for my mom like I asked..
Were you in any clubs?
Too many to remember..
Who was your prom date?
Senior year - Greg Patrick... interesting...
Are you planning on going to your 10 year reunion?
Probably...
Did you play any sports?
I was a cheerleader :)
Are you still friends with your friends from high school?
A keep in touch with a few of them...
Yeah... :)
Did you win any Senior Superlatives?
I don't think so... maybe?
What kind of car did you have?
1994 Plymouth Acclaim then 1995 Nissan Altima
It's Friday night...where are you?
Cheerleading at a Football game, Basket ball game, wrestling meet or managing track
Were you a party animal?
Yep - either at a party or club
Were you considered a flirt?
Very much so!!!!
Were you in band, orchestra, or choir?
Didn't have time for that...
Were you a nerd?
Nope :)
Did you get suspended/expelled?
One of my good friends dad was the assistant principal... I didn't get in trouble even when I made trouble...
Can you sing the fight song?
Yep!
Who was/were your favorite teacher?
Mrs. Dell - she made me actually like biology and Mrs. Stormer.. can't speak of lick of Spanish now... but I was in AP Spanish and got an A!!
Where did you sit during lunch?
With all the cool people
What was your school's full name?
Aberdeen High School
When did you graduate?
1999
What was your school mascot?
EAGLE
If you could go back and do it again, would you?
Hell yeah. I had a better time in high school than college...
What do you remember most about graduation?
Looking out at my dad and remembering he saved a empty seat for my mom like I asked..
Were you in any clubs?
Too many to remember..
Who was your prom date?
Senior year - Greg Patrick... interesting...
Are you planning on going to your 10 year reunion?
Probably...
Did you play any sports?
I was a cheerleader :)
Are you still friends with your friends from high school?
A keep in touch with a few of them...
6.15.2008
bLaH!!!!!!!!!!!
So... this weekend has been interesting.. I coordinated a gorgeous wedding in St. Michaels... it was father's day so I got to spend some time with my parents and D's parents... I finished doing a contract for a wedding next May which will be signed tomorrow....
WAIT!
OH YEAH!!
My laptop completed DIED on me and I lost everything on my hard drive!!! Best part of my weekend! BLAH!!!!
I need a drink!
WAIT!
OH YEAH!!
My laptop completed DIED on me and I lost everything on my hard drive!!! Best part of my weekend! BLAH!!!!
I need a drink!
6.02.2008
WhEn It RaInS iT pOuRs
So.. we have another water leak in our place.. yet... ANOTHER!! This one is from our bedroom ceiling... check out the pics.. BLAH!
5.28.2008
5.21.2008
ThAnK gOd
I will start our by saying that if you know me, you know I am not a religious person. With that said..
THANK GOD that D and I still have a house to come home to..unfortunately, it stinks of burnt rubber right now... but I think we can both live with that.
Unknown to us, our water heater decided that it no longer wanted to be in the appliance world and tried to commit suicide and take our condo with it.. THANK GOD for circuit breakers!
THANK GOD for loving husbands, house alarms, the Laurel Volunteer Fire Department and good caring friends. Without any of the above I would be an absolute wreck right now!
D and I are safe at home with our brand new water heater purchased by Uncle Sam a.k.a part of our wonderful tax return! :) Gotta love good old Uncle Sam sometimes..
I'm sure you are dying to see pics.. so for your viewing pleasure... with no further delay...
THANK GOD that D and I still have a house to come home to..unfortunately, it stinks of burnt rubber right now... but I think we can both live with that.
Unknown to us, our water heater decided that it no longer wanted to be in the appliance world and tried to commit suicide and take our condo with it.. THANK GOD for circuit breakers!
THANK GOD for loving husbands, house alarms, the Laurel Volunteer Fire Department and good caring friends. Without any of the above I would be an absolute wreck right now!
D and I are safe at home with our brand new water heater purchased by Uncle Sam a.k.a part of our wonderful tax return! :) Gotta love good old Uncle Sam sometimes..
I'm sure you are dying to see pics.. so for your viewing pleasure... with no further delay...
5.12.2008
aLmOnD VaNiLlA fReNcH tOaSt
My first time cooking french toast is a success!! Tonight we had breakfast for dinner..
The ingredients and some of my cooking utensils
More cooking utensils and my plates :)
Yummy dinner!! D loved it!! YAY!!
The ingredients and some of my cooking utensils
More cooking utensils and my plates :)
Yummy dinner!! D loved it!! YAY!!
HuMmUs
I'm soo addicted to Hummus it's crazy... for my birthday AB a.k.a. Mamma B got me a food processor so I could make my own :) I must say.. homemade hummus is SSOOOO GOOODD!!!
5.11.2008
5.10.2008
BiRtHdAy DiNnEr
I had a great time hanging with friends for my birthday. First stop was dinner at Sakura's Steakhouse in Laurel, then dessert at Coldstone, last clubbin at Mosaic in Baltimore. I only really have pics from dinner.. here are a couple of my favorites..
D and me :)...
D and his ninja cup...
Me drinking from my buddha belly...
The lovely ladies..
If you wanna see the rest go HERE
D and me :)...
D and his ninja cup...
Me drinking from my buddha belly...
The lovely ladies..
If you wanna see the rest go HERE
5.09.2008
5.08.2008
gAs FoR $2.99!?!?!?
I wish! Listen to this:
I'm not about to by a Chrysler though!! I love my HONDA!!!
INTRODUCING THE NEW $2.99 GUARANTEE.
Prices for fuel continue to rise at a seemingly alarming rate. However, the Let's Refuel America Program helps provide stability to that problem with a simple solution.
Using a special card, program participants pay $2.99 per gallon for a maximum number of gallons (which varies depending on model) of unleaded gas or diesel fuel in each of the next 3 years. So no matter what the price at the pump says, you'll never have to pay more than $2.99/gallon.
To qualify for the program, you must purchase or lease an eligible Chrysler vehicle from May 7 through June 2, 2008 and have a valid MasterCard or Visa credit card or check card.
These are some challenging times. Fortunately, the Let's Refuel America Program is doing what it can to help you get through it
I'm not about to by a Chrysler though!! I love my HONDA!!!
5.05.2008
LaSt DaY oF sChOoL
YAY!! Today is my last day of school... to bad I can't be out partying for Cinco de Mayo... but I can always celebrate tomorrow!!!
5.04.2008
CoNgRaTuLaTiOnS!!
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Congratulations CW and MA!! I hope the wedding was exactly how you wanted it and that you have a great honeymoon!!
4.30.2008
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